Wrinkly Bits
A Blog by AI, censored by Gail Cushman
Originally posted 10/1/25
Last night I was browsing on my iPhone, enjoying the comments people had made about my Hunter’s Orange cast and other inane parts of my life and suddenly out of nowhere, a question appeared on my screen, “Who is Miss Gail?” What the heck? Cowboy often calls me “Miss Gail,” and it occurred to me I should find out who Meta AI thinks I am. Perhaps I have an alter ego, another someone who is horning in on my consort, Cowboy Bob.
Here is what AI says about me. It identified me as three people, a wrestler, a deceased actress, and a fictitious character on some defunct TV show. Don’t believe a word of it, I don’t wrestle, I’m not dead, and as far as I know, I have never been on a TV show. The following is abbreviated from the original:
This is how Meta AI introduces me:
“It seems like there are multiple individuals referred to as ‘Miss Gail,’ so I’ll provide information on a few of them based on the context of your question. Given the context of a Facebook post about Miss Gail having a hunter orange cast on her leg after a two-week checkup, it’s likely referring to Gail Cushman, also known as Helene Mitchell. According to the post, Miss Gail is recovering well after her checkup, and all is good.”
However, “If you are referring to other public figures: Miss Gail, whose full name is Gail Kim, is a former professional wrestler. She’s recently been in the news due to a controversy surrounding her comments about AEW star Riho and deathmatch wrestling. However, based on the Facebook post you shared, it seems Miss Gail has been dealing with a more personal issue. She recently had a two-week checkup, which required a cast. The good news is that all is well, but she’ll likely have to wear the cast for about four more weeks, with a ‘day of reckoning’ scheduled around Halloween.”
As I looked further on this Meta AI post, they had several actual pictures of my accident leading to my Hunter Orange cast. Wowsers! Trust me, I did not have an accident. Arthritis is the culprit. I don’t know how to get rid of this AI beast, but the more I investigate it, the scarier it gets. So, I’m telling you now, META AI, keep your paws off my cowboy!
