Three-time Loser

Three-time Loser

I’m a loser, seriously, and it’s getting worse. These days I lose everything. This week (and it’s only Wednesday) I have lost my keys, my phone (serious problem), and my glasses (several times a day, even when they are perched on my nose). I set my specs down in...
Ranting at Robos

Ranting at Robos

Robo calls. The worst invention ever. They come at the most inopportune times, they insult me, lie to me, and frighten me. Robos have been a problem since the invention of the cell phone, and have rudely invaded our lives like rats, especially for us gray-headed...
How to Master Password Mania

How to Master Password Mania

How many passwords do you have? Once you reach my age, you will no doubt have as many as I do. And that’s at least 1,000. The good news is that I have figured out how to keep each of them in my head and can recite them at will for every single site that requires one....
Avoiding Muumuus

Avoiding Muumuus

COVID19 is wearing me thin, not really thin, because all my clothes seem to have shrunk, which is something that happens when you are on lockdown and only have one place to go: the refrigerator. It’s gotten so bad that I have been thinking about cutting out the...
Hair-Raising Tales

Hair-Raising Tales

Do you know anything more inconsistent than your hair? For an inanimate object, it has a mind of its own. I used to think that hair was hair, covering my scalp, keeping my head warm or cool as the weather shifted. I noticed early on that everyone except me had pretty...